Never Agree to Make a Florida Gator Cake

I had thought that once having reached my 50s, I would have finally outgrown making promises to people, simply because I was too ashamed to say no. Well, here’s news to you: I still haven’t learned to say no! As penance, I spent four hours in the bakery this evening, meticulously painting a mean-looking alligator on a sheet cake. I am never making a gator cake again!